I think it’s fair to say that I have a “thing” for candles. I like em. I like lighting them, looking at them, smelling them. I like em. You know those people who hoard candles and stick them in every possible cupboard and drawer? I’m not one of those people. I burn my candles. Even the ones you apparently aren’t supposed to burn because they’re in the shape of something and once you burn them, they turn into a blobby mess that doesn’t look like whatever it was it was supposed to look like anymore. Understand? Doesn’t matter. The point is, I like candles.